Overheard at my 10-year highschool reunion this past weekend:
Girl: So are you coming to the BBQ tomorrow afternoon?
Boy: (In an overt country accent) Nope, I've got to drive to Oklahoma to watch my girlfriend cage fight.
Girl: Oh, um, uh, so is that just a hobby?
Boy: Nope, it brings in a paycheck.
Girl: Um, wow. (Akward pause.) So, how'd you meet a girl that cagefights?
Boy: Well, she's my best friend's brother's wife.
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"He wanted to come, but he doesn't get out of jail until Monday. He's really upset he's gonna miss the reunion."
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Girl 1: So what have you been up to the last 10 years?
Girl 2: Obviously not growing boobs.
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6 comments:
I was laughing out loud at that first one.
Too wonderful. I'm so glad you shared.
Wow. Just wow.
GAWD!!! That was the BEST reunion ever!!!!!!!! I can't wait to heed the my new cage-fighting call!!! Love you Erika and thank you for all of your amazing help (especially sweeping out the shed while we watched and drank beers...sheesh~!)!!!
wait, wait, wait. this guys girlfriend is also his best friend's brother's wife? huh?
I second kjl....wow....
what does a person say to all that? :) But it gave me my laugh for the day, that's for sure!
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